Honey, you know, it's so tight and soft in there, so I cum

My husband thinks I'm at my friend's house having tea and I'm busy with someone else's dick

If her sister watches porn, it means she's short of breath and needs a dick

"Just buy a mop and a rag, and I'll blow you right down the hall for it."

You want a new phone? Well, get under the table and suck on it

Confessed to a blogger that he shoots porn and she wanted to participate

Sister, do you give her boyfriend blow jobs? Yes? Give me one, too!